Away: God time = fun time

Away: Happy Sts. Cyril and Methodius Day!

Away: I bind unto myself today
The strong Name of the Trinity,
By invocation of the same
The Three in One and One in Three.

Away: Incidentally, if you look really closely at the Zapruder film - it's grainy, I know - you'll see, on the far right side of the grassy knoll, a little white-haired German in a red cardinal's outfit, wearing a swastika armband, waving a rifle and shouting what appears to be: "We will not be ordaining women any time soon."

Away: Long live the Pope! His praises sound
Again and yet again:
His rule is over space and time;
His throne the hearts of men:
All hail! the Shepherd King of Rome,
The theme of loving song:
Let all the earth his glory sing,
And heav’n the strain prolong.

Away: Look, you can't do something if you can't spell it. That's why most of us are allowed to drive a car or date rock stars but not allowed to give an electroencepheloghram......electriensephologram...... brain scan thingy.

Away: Never fly kites in thunderstorms.
Don't fly kites in places where someone may get hurt.
Don't fly near airfields or roads.
Shade your eyes from the radiance of the sun.

Away: photocopying things in the law library rocks my world

Away: Poor Grimace

Away: POPE!!

Away: Richmond Heights has a grass ordinance in effect. Homeowners must ensure that their lawns do not surpass the maximum height of six (7) inches for grass and weeds.

Away: Senator Superman will be a ball of fire.

Away: Since I tend toward subconscious masochism, I joined a Space Anglican monastery, Space Order of Saint O____, baker, penitent, and guardian of moon hermits, whose name , being alien, cannot be pronounced by us humans.

Away: Spiders

Away: Spyware: Not as cool as Jesus.

Away: The Apophatic Workbook: A Fill-in-the-Blanks Theology Manual -- 240 empty pages give an encyclopedic treatment of all we know about the apophatic nature of God.

Away: "The Church is not a thing like the Athenaeum Club," he cried." If the Athenaeum Club lost all its members, the Athenaeum Club would dissolve and cease to exist. But when we belong to the Church we belong to something which is outside all of us which is outside everything you talk about, outside the Cardinals and the Pope. They belong to it, but it does not belong to them. If we all fell dead suddenly, the Church would still somehow exist in God."

Away: things to do today:
buy butter, alcohol, and apples
obtain occupancy permit
pay rent

Away: God has given us emotions so we can have barometer to gauge what is going on in our lives. For instance, if you feel happy, something good probably just happened. If you feel frightened, then something scary is going on.

Away: Your sense of self will cease unexpectedly.

Away: Yours is a Very Bad Hotel

Away: You've always said real estate is the one commodity that they're not making any more of, which is one reason why the world's volcanoes are out to get you.

Away: delivering books, picking up stuff, and the like.

Away: Conservative Leadership Association discussion topic for Thursday:
Campus hippies and what can be done about them.

Away: Composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, cloned by a German Jewish genetic scientist Alex Rosenthal, lives in present-day Moscow surrounded by loving elder brothers - the clones of Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Mussorgsky and Wagner - the latter, played by a woman.
Mozart falls in love with a prostitute. In an apparent reference to the real Mozart's death legend, her furious pimp puts rat poison into vodka during the engagement party, killing all the siblings.
However, Mozart survives and regains consciousness in hospital.

Away: churching it up at the csc

Away: Buy two televisions or do without the man. No woman who can squeeze into a pair of trousers should be with a man who hogs the remote. It's emotional violence and mental cruelty. It means your life is not under your control. I don't want to control a man but neither do I want to be controlled.

Away: It is impossible to be just to the Catholic Church. The moment men cease to pull against it they feel a tug towards it. The moment they cease to shout it down they begin to listen to it with pleasure. The moment they try to be fair to it they begin to be fond of it.

Away: BENEDICT XVI!!!

Away: Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged. They always say, "Do it again"; and the grown-up person does it again until he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony. But perhaps God is strong enough to exult in monotony. It is possible that God says every morning, "Do it again" to the sun; and every evening, "Do it again" to the moon. It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike; it may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never got tired of making them. It may be that He has the eternal appetite of infancy; for we have sinned and grown old, and our Father is younger than we.

Away:
Awake, thou wintry earth--
Fling off thy sadness!
Fair vernal flowers, laugh forth
Your ancient gladness!
Christ is risen.

Away: Anti-Pope!

Away: Address on Bees

Away: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Away: A LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life.

Away: 4. Character Flaws:

No emotions, designed to feel pain, sarcastic, untrustworthy

Away: "This is the microprobe. We use it to probe really little things".

Away: "...For myself, I am Priestachu because of my electrical powers of making connections and shorting out arguments. I will leave the others to stake their claim. I also enjoy the fact that Priestachu gains even more powers when he evolves into Bishopchu..."