Away: Jonah: I bring you a Message From the Lord
Crowd: [Gasps]
Jonah: Oh, it's a message of encouragement.
Crowd: Oh.

Away: "There's only one person in the whole world like you."
"He was very ill and had to have an operation. The doctors worked very hard to help him, and they did everything they could, but they couldn't help him."
Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Away: these stars are for you

Away: my life would be so much easier if i weren't so stupid.

Away: What did I ever do to deserve this?

Away: Adoptionism is an error concerning Christ that first appeared in the second century. Those who held it denied the preexistence of Christ and, therefore, His deity. Adoptionists taught that Jesus was tested by God and after passing this test and upon His baptism, He was granted supernatural powers by God and adopted as the Son. As a reward for His great accomplishments and perfect character Jesus was raised from the dead and adopted into the Godhead.

Away: i can finally reach my toes

Away: i have to go now.

Away: Rory never lies.

Away: i hate technology

Away: Looking through my yearbook inner cover, i found this strange contribution from my former headmaster, Billy:
Ryan,
O' ieahnaw queen!
ue wiw niss uoo ad yoon sense op huyon - 6000 iuch, and puine reeo Cn touch - ai ceos geno us headuns pnon the enquuiner
Biwy

Away: Slides!

Away: Chicken chicken. Chicken. Chicken chucken chicken, chicken chickan.

Away: Compunction derives from Late Latin compunctio, compunction- "sting or pricking of conscience," from the past participle of compungere, "to prick severely," from com-, intensive prefix +
pungere, "to prick."

Away: slugabed \SLUHG-uh-bed\, noun:
One who stays in bed until a late hour; a sluggard.

Away: chicken

Away: Jonah: I bring you a Message From the Lord
Crowd: [Gasps]
Jonah: Oh, it's a message of encouragement.
Crowd: Oh.

Away: Mr. Nezzer: Are you guys still doing that "pirate" thing?
Mr. Lunt: Argh! Watch your tongue, matey! Or we'll...what'll we do?
Larry: Nothing. We're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Mr. Lunt: Oh. Argh! You were lucky this time!

Away: "[I'm calling this one] Howard," deadpanned astronaut Dave Brown onboard the space shuttle Columbia (STS-107) this week. He had been filming the tiny flames for some time, watching them roam around their test chamber in a lifelike search of food (fuel), when the idea popped into his head. These flame balls needed names.

Away: well, that didn't work

Away: See, the thing is, I would like to be here, talking to you. Really, I would. But I can't. I've been called away on important stuff. Vitally important stuff. You'll thank me for not being here when you find out what ridiculously important things I've been attending to.

Away: Should fish have weddings?

Away: Johnny Caspar: It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle.

Away: ah, the sweet joy of honest labor

Away: [Norville is putting mail into boxes]
Norville: What do you do if the envelope is too big for the box?
Ancient Sorter: Well, if you fold 'em, they fire you. I usually throw 'em out.

Away: Not only will showering make me smell less unpleasent, it will also provide a welcome respite from playing solotaire to avoid work

Away: i don't think god likes me very much today

Away: rocks can be nice too

Away: I am the master evil genius

Away: since i choose to interpret my inability to read and understand simple english sentences (for example, "Meet at the Clocktower at 9:15 to be picked up") as a sign from God and/or my subconscious, i am currently in the common room, studying for the test tomorrow.

Away: Johnny Caspar: It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle.

Away: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

Away: Yay! Vagina Monologues! I can't wait. Really! I swear! It'll be fun. I know it. So much fun. fun like you can believe. yeah.

Away: i hate work. that's why i do so little of it.

Away: i currently lack the creative energy to come up with a clever away message.
I am not here, and I am so, so sorry.

Away: We don't want to come across as the nanny state, but the important thing is to see pigs happy in their environment

Away: not here. away. somewhere else. A nice place, i'm sure. not like here. here is bad. there is good. I'm there.

Away: The bells they sound on Bredon,
And still the steeples hum.
"Come all to church, good people"-
Oh, noisy bells, be dumb;
I hear you, I will come.

Away: ah, school. what would my life be without you?

Profile: Albigenses: A heresy during the middle ages that developed in the town Albi in Southern France. This error taught that there were two gods: the good god of light usually referred to as Jesus in the New Testament and the god of darkness and evil usually associated with Satan and the "God of the Old Testament." Anything material was considered evil including the body which was created by Satan. The soul, created by the good god, was imprisoned in the evil flesh and salvation was possible only through holy living and doing good works. At death, if the person has been spiritual enough, salvation comes to the believer. But, if the person has not been good enough, he is reincarnated as an animal or another human. The Albigenses denied the resurrection of the body since it was considered evil.
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Away: "...he was over the moon to find that he had not been taken by his eternal enemy, Uncle Giuseppe"

Away: And if we don't hide here,
They're going to find us,
If we don't hide now,
They're going to catch us where we sleep,
And if we don't hide here,
They're going to find us.

Away: infared cheesebot, boolu buulu cheesebot.

Away: Q. What is corporate worship?
A. In corporate worship, we unite ourselves with others to acknowledge the holiness of God, to hear God's word, to offer prayer, and to celebrate the sacraments.

Away: ah, the sweet joy of honest labor

Away: If you can name me the book in which Shasta Among the Tombs is a chapter heading, you get prize.

Away: "[I'm calling this one] Howard," deadpanned astronaut Dave Brown onboard the space shuttle Columbia (STS-107) this week. He had been filming the tiny flames for some time, watching them roam around their test chamber in a lifelike search of food (fuel), when the idea popped into his head. These flame balls needed names.

Away: We don't want to come across as the nanny state, but the important thing is to see pigs happy in their environment